Oh YES, I have ISSUES! As many of you know, I am a FLAKATARIAN.  I am not a total vegan, but I do not eat red meat, chicken, pork or lamb.  After reading the book Fit For Life by Harvey and Marilyn Diamond I started to believe stupid things like that it can take as long as three months for meat to digest in your intestines.  So I quit eating good food and now I think I am healthier than Hawk & Tom!  Click on the UNFIT FOR LIFE link to the right and learn more about the nonsense I believe in and see how I have ruined all of my meals for the rest of my life.  I do eat seafood, cheese and eggs though!

Another important issue in my life is how we treat the environment.  I believe that we are losing far too many of the trees in our environment.  Tom thinks that trees will grow back and that the only good use for a tree is to make a house or some paper, but Tom is an idiot!  Gosh that feels good to say that.

In addition to the trees, I support the preservation of the historic downtown Greenville.  I think we have a beautiful city and I am involved in efforts to keep the downtown scenery the same as it was in the 1800's.  I think it is just amazing that you can still walk down sections of Main Street and it is just how it was over one hundred years ago even though no one alive now cares about that but me.  That's ok!  I'm going to go dance in the flowers now!

 

 

 



Flaky Aiken's Issues